Saturday, May 30, 2026

Moi non plus


The subtitle of Professor Stefan Pfänder's lecture was, "It was a cultural shock for me!" That is what a French lady felt when, as a student, she met her future German husband in a Wohngemeinschaft (shared apartment).


In his sociological research, Prof. Pfänder has been documenting German-French couples on audio and video for years. With the examples he showed, his lecture was extremely colorful and lively. 


The novel "Hirishima mon amour" unfolds as a literary drama. By this I do not mean the amour fou between the Frenchwoman Elle and the Japanese man Lui, but rather her wartime experience as a girl.

In her youth, she had fallen in love with a German occupation soldier in Nevers. The two lovers had planned to leave France and get married in Germany. But then she had to watch as her lover was shot by a Résistance fighter in the street right in front of her house and saw him bleed to death before her eyes.

Red Baron still vividly remembers the filmic scene when the German, with blood pouring from his mouth, breathed his last. The girl was branded a collaborator, had her head shaved, was locked in a cellar, and finally sent to Paris for further treatment.

First impression of the Germans
In Franco-German zwischenleiblichen (interpersonal) relationships, painful, traumatic memories cannot be suppressed, as evidenced by the statement of a French woman: "And everything that was unpleasant, uncomfortable, or dangerous - that was always the German."


In 1946, when French troops occupied Baden, German girls fell for the men in uniforms and formed interlingual couples.

Here is a slide from Prof. Pfänder's lecture.
 

How does bilingualism change how people see themselves in the eyes of their partners?

Bilingual individuals develop a heightened metalinguistic sensitivity and experience identity as dynamic and negotiable.

Living between multiple languages promotes flexibility and reduces rigid national stereotypes.

And he continued, "How do bilingual, intercultural couples communicate?" How do they share stories - separately or together? What are the challenges of such a partnership? And what are its potential benefits? His answers were:

Intercultural couples more frequently report stress caused by differences in values, religion, and communication.

Intercultural couples develop new shared routines, forms of communication, and identities beyond their respective cultures of origin.

Acceptance or rejection by their families depends on language skills, cultural expectations, and migration experiences.

In fact, differing language skills generate feelings of exclusion, frustration, isolation, and cultural alienation. On the other hand, bilingualism changes self-perceptions and strengthens the ability to adopt multiple cultural perspectives simultaneously.

Red Baron found all these facts interesting, but since he's never had a French girlfriend, he can't contribute to the experience.

However, some of Prof. Pfänder's observations can generally be applied to multilingual environments, such as that of Red Baron, who has been working at CERN and communicating in Franglais for 32 years.

Here, somewhat out of context, I add some photos of the couple Franco-Allemand:

A historic embrace between two old men in Reims Cathedral.
Where's the champagne?
De Gaulle's pathetic speech: "My heart is overflowing, and my spirit is filled with gratitude now that I have just signed the Treaty on Cooperation between Germany and France with the Chancellor of the Federal Republic of Germany. No one in the world can fail to recognize the immense significance of this act. Not only does it mark a turning point after a long and bloody history of struggle and war, but it also opens the door to a new future for Germany, France, Europe, and thus the world."

Chancellor Kohl and President Mitterrand, holding hands, stand over the graves at Verdun.
Chancellor Angela Merkel cuddles up to President François Hollande.
An embracing armistice between President Sarkozy and Merkel
French and Germans: a history full of "I love you" and "Not me anymore."
NB: As in previous years, Red Baron has again booked the French Summer University.

Entente cordiale between President Macron and Angela.
Merkel's husband, Professor Sauer, doesn't he look a little sour?
A couple enjoying a romantic moment in the Compiègne Forest.
In the Compiègne Forest, the armistice between the French Republic and the German Empire, which ended the First World War, was signed in a Wagon-Lits (?) on November 11, 1918.

On the occasion of the 100th anniversary, the President of the French Republic, Emmanuel Macron, and the Chancellor of the Federal Republic of Germany, Angela Merkel, reaffirmed the value of Franco-German reconciliation in the service of Europe and peace.

Back to the lecture. A man from Cognac gave his reasoning in nearly perfect German as to why his girlfriend moved to be with him:

That's just love - it does that kind of thing!
It wasn't only the director of the Freiburg Adult Education Center, Dr. Philine Weyrauch-Herrmann (holding the mic), who thanked Prof. Pfänder for his engaging lecture.
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Thursday, May 28, 2026

Stephen Colbert

CBS announced on July 17, 2025, that The Late Show with Stephen Colbert would end in May 2026 and would be retired rather than continued with a new host.

Stephen informed the studio audience himself about the cancellation during a taping that same day.

CBS publicly stated that the cancellation was "purely a financial decision against a challenging backdrop in late night," emphasizing that it was not related to ratings, content, or Colbert personally, even though the show had been the No. 1 late-night program for years.

The timing, however, triggered speculation about political motives, since the announcement came only days after Colbert sharply criticized CBS's parent company, Paramount, on air for settling a lawsuit brought by Donald Trump for $16 million. At the same time, Paramount was seeking regulatory approval for its merger with Skydance Media, which only POTUS could grant. Critics - including politicians, media commentators, and former host of Late Night David Letterman - questioned whether the cancellation was connected to pressure surrounding that merger and Colbert's anti-Trump commentary.


One day later, POTUS rejoiced and was right with his prediction, for on September 17, 2025, Jimmy Kimmel Live! was suspended "indefinitely" after controversy surrounding comments Jimmy had made on his show about the killing of conservative activist Charlie Kirk.

Massive protests followed. The decisive factor, however, in Disney/ABC's reinstatement of the show on September 23, 2025, was financial pressure, as many Disney Channel subscribers had canceled their subscriptions.


On Christmas 2025. the season of giving, POTUS rubbed it in. 


May 21, 2026, approached fast, and Stephen invited his friends Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Meyers, John Oliver, and Jimmy Fallon to reminisce with him.
 
Stephen showed the photo (©CBS)
In 2023, when the Hollywood writers were on strike, the five hosts joined for a podcast called Strike Force Five to raise money for their unemployed staff members.

©CBS
On May 13, 2024, to celebrate Stephen's 60th birthday, "The Five" got together again for dinner in Manhattan.

©CBS
Here, Stephen's former boss and mentor, Jon Stewart (The Daily Show), shows a photo of those good old times.

©CBS
Stephen took a selfie with the veteran and former host of The Late Show, David Letterman.

©CBS
The two carried a birthday cake up to the rooftop of the venerable Ed Sullivan Theater, where David laid hands on it...

©CBS
...dropped it and had it explode into the backyard.
 
©ZDF
The cancellation of The Late Show made it on German national television on May 22.

©ZDF
Stephen's last show on May 21 was full of surprises. A Green Hole appeared.

©CBS
Stephen's and my favorite astrophysicist, Neil de Grasse Tyson, explains the green sucking light as a wormhole that had already swallowed Stephen's Apple Watch.

©CBS
Suddenly, a smile lit up Stephen's face, and he exclaimed, "Strike Force Five, Oliver, Seth, Jimmy, handsome Jimmy!" For a moment, hope flared that The Late Show would continue ...

©CBS
... but the whole setup in the Ed Sullivan Theater, the audience, and finally Stephen Colbert were sucked in ...

©CBS
... only to reappear for the grand finale with Paul McCartney performing "Hello, Goodbye" together with Louis Cato and his "Great Big Joy Machine", the former Late Show band leader Jon Batiste in white, and guest guitarist Elvis Costello in red jackets.

A KI-generated video from the White House was immediate:









A grinning POTUS dumps Stephen in a garbage container.

Special guest Paul McCartney reflected on the final show in his way: "America has always been the land of freedom and the greatest democracy - hopefully it still is."


Red Baron keeps the memory of The Late Show in Freiburg alive by walking around in the appropriate T-shirt.
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Friday, May 22, 2026

How France Became France

In the mid-16th century, France is a loose fabric of 22 provinces. Power in the country is divided among a powerful nobility and King François II of the House of Valois is merely primus inter pares. When a trend toward the concentration of power in the crown begins, the nobility is alarmed, as it urges to preserve its old regional rights and political autonomy. A polarization sets in across France.

A new religion comes to the nobility’s aid, for in Calvinism, there is no king anointed by God and thus “exalted.” This “new” faith offers the peers an ideological counterweight to the crown. Thus, a rebellious nobility creates its own networks and forges military alliances. In this way, religion becomes a tool of power politics.

When, on March 1, 1562, the leader of the Catholics, Duke François de Guise, ordered the killing of about a hundred Reformed worshippers in the Massacre of Wassy, a civil war between Catholics and Calvinists - the so-called Huguenot Wars - began.

The 27-year conflict reached its climax on the night of St. Bartholomew’s Day, from August 23 to 24, 1572, when thousands of Huguenots were murdered, first in Paris and then in other cities across France. The massacre took place under King Charles IX, who was strongly influenced by his mother, Catherine de’ Medici. From 1559 to 1588, she was effectively the ruler of France.

Catherine attempted to reconcile the country through ten edicts. But her attempts failed. Violence escalated. The Venetian ambassador reported: “The French people have become completely brutalized.”

In 1575, Catherine’s favorite son was anointed King of France as Henri III. Meanwhile, three power blocs face off in the country. Alongside the Catholic Holy League and the Huguenots, there is this gay, nomadic king Henri III, whose domain is limited to a few areas around Paris and who alternates between his 26 castles along the Loire and in Paris.

The situation changes abruptly when, on August 1, 1589, the religious fanatic Jacques Clément assassinates Henri II, and with the extinction of the House of Valois—despite Catholic opposition—the Huguenot King of Navarre, Henri IV, ascends to the French throne.


Professor Volker Reinhardt’s lecture "From the Civil War to the Court of Versailles" was a brilliant history lesson. Prof. Frick had not overpromised when introducing the speaker. Reinhardt, in turn, thanked him for the generous introduction and remarked that he could only live up to 10% of what Prof. Frick had promised, yet he exceeded expectations by at least 150%! 

His lively presentation style prompted me to watch the lecture recording and transcribe the following portion:
 
Thus, after 27 years of civil war, the showdown began. From the summer of 1589 onward, arms would definitively decide who would rule France and how, as well as the ecclesiastical and religious situation would be. Would there be a purely Catholic France through the murder or expulsion of the Huguenot religious minority—which had by then shrunk to about 8% of the population—or would there be a bi-confessional France through the legally regulated coexistence of two Christian churches and denominations in one country? The big question was: was that even possible? Could Catholics and Calvinists—or Reformed, which means the same thing—could Catholics, Calvinists even live together in a country, in a province, in a city, on a street, in a family, in a marriage?

In 1589, the answer was clear. It was not possible without constant murder and manslaughter. It was not possible without orgies of violence.

The key question is: What were the actual causes of more than a quarter-century of self-destruction through a civil war, accompanied by famines and epidemics, which ultimately cost the lives of about a quarter of France’s population at the time—18 million people—that is, about 4 million French citizens?

The Calvinists believed that man had no free will. The Catholics granted man this librium abitrium, this free will, provided he made proper use of God’s grace, which is always necessary but, with good intentions, also always available.

The Catholics, like the Lutherans, believe that the body and blood of Christ are truly present in the bread and wine during Mass; thus, when Catholics receive Communion, they become theophagists - those who eat God - while the Calvinists would call them God-munchers. The Reformed believed in a symbolic, spiritual presence of Christ in the Lord’s Supper.

And then Prof. Reinhardt looked up to the audience and mourned:

But why on earth did people bash each other’s skulls in over such theological quibbles?
That is the question we must answer first.

In 1580, Michel Montaigne sought an answer to the question in his Essays: Why this self-flagellation? Montaigne’s answer was unequivocal. I quote him in my translation:

We, that is, the French, bring nothing but our interests and passions to this war. The justice that one party or the other claims for itself is nothing but a façade and a veil.

This justice is spoken of but not embraced or internalized. God owes his support to faith and religion, but not to our passions. Yet people use religion for their own purposes. It should be exactly the opposite. From this disillusioned assessment, Montaigne drew even more radical conclusions.

1. All forms of the Christian religion make people worse than they already are by nature. True religion, however, should have the opposite effect and ennoble humanity.

2. People are incapable of recognizing the truth. All philosophies are baseless babble; all religions degenerate in human hands into catalysts of violence.

3. Another quote. This is one of my favorite quotes from Montaigne: No conflict is as deadly as that among Christians,

If you’d like to hear another beautiful sentence. When I play with my cat, I very often wonder if my cat isn’t playing with me.

Religion is a stimulant, a drug of violence, an accelerant; this diagnosis by Montaigne is fully justified in the daily reality of the civil war

From the conflicts now raging, it can be concluded that for most people—for the overwhelming majority of people of the time—the daily practice of faith, with its rites and ceremonies, and the fear of salvation associated with the fear of their confiscation, was decisive.

Thus, the cause of the massacres that broke out with annual predictability in all major cities was always the same. The Catholics hold a procession. A Calvinist throws a flowerpot or a filled chamber pot at this procession, and suddenly a scuffle breaks out, which then ends in a massacre—and vice versa: it is the very ordinary that triggers the conflict.

Behind this slumbers a deep fear that God will severely punish the division of faith and thus, indeed, the betrayal of His truth - that is, that biconfessionalism means divine punishment.

The Calvinists had eliminated the saints as intercessors for humanity in heaven, abolishing them without replacement. This, too, was a major catalyst for violence.

Naturally, the Calvinists did not participate in any of the major Catholic saints’ feasts. Disturbances occur regularly, and bloody brawls break out. These grassroots conflicts are fiercely stoked by the preachers of both denominations.

Today, in the spirit of the ever-invoked but seemingly unattainable ecumenism, people treat one another with courtesy. Occasional slip-ups occur, such as when a pope says that the Reformed do not actually have a real Church, but these are exceptions.

Back then, they demonized one another in ways that are unimaginable today. The Calvinists referred to the pope as the Antichrist - that is, as evil incarnate, the worst of all evils - and vice versa; for Catholics, too, the Calvinists are the arch-heretics, the God-cursed spawn of hell, and this is now preached daily from the pulpits, which actually acts as a catalyst for this grassroots confessionalism and for the violence at the very foundation of society.

In the Battle of Yvry in 1590, the Huguenots prevail, and Henry IV gains charisma. In 1598, after 40 years of civil war, he succeeded in issuing the Edict of Nantes. Its most important provision is:
- The past is annulled.
- With certain restrictions, the Huguenots are guaranteed freedom of religious practice.


The king becomes the unifying figure of the nation. To achieve this, he must be elevated, for none of his rivals would challenge the monarch’s inviolability.

Unrestricted exercise of power is the only solution to prevent new civil wars. And power must be centralized. The state is an instrument of justice and peacekeeping.

Although the king already has 26 castles, a 27th is needed - the central, most magnificent one. People speak of the human zoo at Versailles. The people must see the glory; hence the self-staging: The king is the state, L’État, c’est moi.

The staff at Versailles consists of the nobility, 5,000 of whom are drawn to the court. The king becomes the tamer of the nobility. Every nobleman receives a role at court but no share of power. Louis XIV domesticates the nobility, keeping them in check.

Versailles is the formative phase of France. The state must present itself as sublime. The sublimity of the French state is celebrated to this day.
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Thursday, May 21, 2026

Superficial, Witty, Arrogant


Professor Ruth Florack began her lecture at the Samstagsunversität with a bang.

No, nothing at all - no, I don't regret a thing.
After 60 years of Franco-German friendship, the German sits across from the Frenchman, the former with his beer, the latter with his red wine, at a considerable distance. Indeed, when one considers the evolution of the relationship between the two countries, or rather their peoples, a banal status quo has become established over the years. But where are new impetuses? Where is a move toward closer cooperation? Rien de rien!

But first things first. German professors typically begin their lectures with definitions and explanations of terms, and Prof. Florack was no exception.


"STEREOTYPES are cognitive schemas" and "socially shared knowledge structures." 
They may or may not be linked to value judgments (positive or negative).
They serve to distinguish among different social groups (categorization).

And further:



The concept of a stereotype refers to "cognitive processes of differentiation and generalization," whereas 
the concept of a bias refers to "affective processes."

While the Roman historian Tacitus's work De origine et situ Germanorum, written in 98 CE, shaped the German stereotype, Caesar shaped the image of the French in his book De bello Gallico. Cesar's characterization can still be found in Nicolas de Fer's Carte de l'Europe, from 1695.

In the vignette on the right, we read the following in French, which takes some getting used to:
Les François sont d'une Taille avantageuse et de bonnes mine: la Testa belle, et l'air libre et dégagé. Les femmes ont tous les agréments qu'on peut défiler tant pour l'Esprit que pour le Corps, les uns et les autres sont fort Changeants pour les Modes. Propres et Magnifiques en leurs festins. Brave Soldats, fidèlles à leur Roy. et bons Catholiques. Il réussissent parfaitement bien dans leur Exercices, ainsi dans les Arts.
"The French are of fine stature and have a healthy complexion: their heads are handsome, and their demeanor is open and uninhibited. The women possess every charm one could wish for, both in mind and body; both men and women are highly fashion-conscious. They are neat and magnificent at their feasts. They are brave soldiers, loyal to their king, and devout Catholics. They excel in their military drills as well as in the arts."

The whole text reminds me of Obelix and Asterix, except that the French are no longer devout Catholics.

In the course of history, other stereotypes have emerged, such as "leger comme un Français" and, above all, "flighty in love".

It is believed that Columbus's sailors returning from the Americas brought syphilis to Naples, and that the disease spread rapidly starting in 1494 during the French siege of the city by Charles VIII

Two years later, the first cases of a previously unknown form of "evil smallpox" appeared in Freiburg. It was morbus gallicus, the French disease. At the Imperial Diet held in the city in 1498, many participants contracted the new affliction. Even the Imperial Chancellor and Archbishop of Mainz, Berthold von Henneberg, seriously ill, had to remain in Freiburg after the end of the Imperial Diet on September 4, 1498.

In the nineteenth century,  German perception of the French was deeply shaped by the France of Louis XIV.  But the military campaigns of the Sun King and, later, Napoleon - which spread the French way of life far into German lands - also had a lasting influence on how Germans viewed the French. 

People have always loved, and still love, to describe the character of others, as in the following account.


Prof. Florack singled out the "French" column and underlined some characteristics in red:


Yet I drew a "full" table and will compare Frantzoß and Teutscher:

Name
Character
Nature and Characteristics
Intellect
Expression of Characteristics
Science
Dress
Selfishness
Preferences
Suffer from
Their land is
Virtues of war
Worship
Recognize as their lord
Have an abundance
Pass the time with
Comparison with animals
Their end of life
Frechman
careless
charming and talkative
prudent
childish
matters of war
inconsistent
deceitful
war 
from pus
well-cultivated
cunning
good
a king
of fruit
fraud
a fox
in war
German
open-hearted
quite good
witty
always on hand
secular affairs
imitates everything
wasteful
drinking
from gout
good
invincible
even more reckless
an emperor
of grain
drinking
a lion
in wine

It is striking that, based on their experiences during the Thirty Years' War and the raids by the French Sodateska on German territory west of the Rhine*, the Germans view the French here as warmongers, while they characterize themselves as drunkards.
*A scorched-earth policy that included the destruction of Heidelberg Castle

This lecture wouldn't be complete without the classical scene from Lessing's play, Minna von Barnhelm, in which it is not necessary to introduce the Chevalier Riccaut de la Marlinière as a Frenchman, for the audience knows already from the start that the carpetbagger does not cheat at gambling, but merely seeks to "corriger la fortune", correct his luck.
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Thursday, May 14, 2026

The Debt Turn: The Missteps of Fiscal Policy

Is economics a science? My late son, who had studied economics at the HSG in St. Gallen, would have answered in the affirmative, arguing that Adam Smith had established economics as a science with his book "The Wealth of Nations". Andreas had not only read this seminal work but had actually studied it.

The book
Prof. Lars Feld’s lecture on “The Debt Turn, Missteps in Fiscal Policy” last Monday at the Museumsgesellschaft nearly convinced me, although, as in physics, calculations of future developments in an economic system - i.e., predictions - are impossible, particularly given the current global and economic situation.

Furthermore, much of what used to be part of the Standard Model of economics no longer applies. In the past, when inflation in an economy became too high, central banks countered it with higher interest rates.

However, rising prices amid the current oil and gas shortage cannot be offset by homeopathic increases in interest rates from, say, the Fed or the ECB.

As a physicist, I sit on the sidelines and can only watch the prevailing chaos. I will limit myself to reproducing some of the impressive slides Prof. Feld presented in his lecture and commenting on the graphs.


The chart above shows the national debt of various countries as a percentage of their GDP. Japan stands out, but this is a special case that will not be examined here.

Of the remaining countries, Italy has the highest national debt at 150%. Switzerland has the lowest, with hardly any change observed in time. The debt ratios of all other countries have been rising over the years, with the United States starting from a relatively high level. Germany is doing rather well. China’s rapidly rising debt is striking. The effect of the coronavirus epidemic on national debt is clearly visible.


This chart shows the national debt of individual EU countries. Greece had the greatest difficulty meeting the EU’s financial criteria, but was expected to join as the cradle of Europe. The Greek government has made every effort, and as a result, Greece is one of the few countries that has reduced its debt in recent years.

It is striking that the new EU members have lower debt ratios than the founding members, Italy and France. Germany ranks in the middle.


The creditworthiness of individual countries is reflected in their debt levels. As a result, yields on Greek government bonds are particularly high, and U.S. Treasury bonds also stand out. Germany, as a safe-haven issuer in Europe, has the lowest yields. It is interesting to note that most European countries follow the German yield curve, albeit at a higher level. Well, it's all in euros. 


Debt must be serviced, and the higher a country’s debt, the greater the interest burden.

The United States stands out in this regard due to its high national debt, with 18% of its budget going to meet interest payments. In Germany, debt service has increased slightly in recent years due to new borrowing.


It will increase dramatically in the coming years if our government follows through with its financial planning. Given rising government spending and lower tax revenues due to Germany's economic stagnation, is there any other option?
 

The holy grail for escaping this predicament is economic growth. But the forecasts are bleak. As a layperson, Red Baron has always believed that with resources dwindling and thus becoming more expensive, there will be no more growth.

So the only easy way to balance lower revenues against higher expenditures is by increasing government debt.


But then the borrowed money should be used for investments, as these boost productivity, benefit the economy, and generate higher tax revenues. Yet public investment in Germany has been stagnating at a low level for years.

The hardest way to get government spending under control is through budget cuts. Every government struggles with this.


The chart shows, for simplicity’s sake, four main categories of spending: 

 - social programs (government subsidies for Germany's deficit-ridden insurance schemes such as pensions, healthcare, and long-term care) 

- defense (currently with no budget cap due to the war in Ukraine: “It takes what it takes”)

-  debt service (according to Prof. Feld, the amount will rise from 20 to 40 billion euros in the coming years). 

- others.

Budget consolidation for the coming years envisages cuts in "others", with the key words being "Abbau der Bürokratie" (cutting red tape).


As already mentioned, particular attention is being paid to the defense budget. While Europe felt secure under the United States' nuclear umbrella in recent decades and allowed military spending to decline, NATO countries are now rallying in the face of the Russian threat to meet the 5% defense spending target in the (distant ?) future. The Trump administration’s urgent and ultimatum-like warnings contributed significantly to this turnaround. 

Will the government-financed-on-credit spending on defense stimulate the German economy? Prof. Feld expressed his strong doubts.
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