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Bye-bye Toblerone
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Day of Liberation, so called it Trump. The European translation reads
Day of Despotism.
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Trump's tulips are watching their master's ceremony
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The tariffs announced in the Rose Garden of the White House will restrict
exports to the US and make imported goods more expensive. The logical
consequence iś that consumer prices will increase in the United States.
Most economists predict the new tariffs will lead to more
bankruptcies and rising unemployment figures in many countries. The tariffs
could plunge the world into a dangerous trade war in which there will be only
losers.
This view is not shared by Ms. Miller Wellington, who sells
candies
in Delta, a village of around 3000 people less than 100 miles south of
Detroit. She is unfazed by the possibility of price increases predicted by
most economists. "Sometimes you have to walk through fire to get to the other
side," she says, echoing the president's main argument: "If tariffs bring
companies and business back to hard-working people like the ones who live
here, then it's worth it."The Washington Post writes," Wall Street worries Trump tariffs
could wreck the souring economy."
Let Stephen Colbert enlighten us:
"And Trump's toadies are out there defending the tariffs. Here's Louisiana
Senator
John Kennedy
on FOX Business arguing that ultimately nothing is knowable, '
The truth is that nobody knows. I've listened to economists for the last
month. Some say this will cause a recession; his tariffs will cause a
recession. Others say it will cause growth. In my eight years in Washington,
I've learned that for every economist, there's an equal and opposite
economist.'"
(Laughter from the audience) And Stephen continued, "Sounds crazy, but
it is actually true. For example,
Milton Friedman
was always opposed by the equal and opposite economist Friedmil Manton."
"Most experts dispute the idea that these tariffs would lead to any growth at
all. Instead, they say we could be looking at a prolonged recession, higher
prices, and higher unemployment. Okay, a little more practice. Man, awww,
damn, these grapes smell like wrath."
The Dow Jones Industrial Average plunged 2,200, and the S&P 500 tumbled
6% as Wall Street's worst crisis since the COVID crash deepened after China
matched President Donald Trump's big raise in tariffs announced earlier this
week.
Still, leaving Washington to watch a golf tournament at Mar-a-Largo, the
"stable genius" claimed in one of his chopper talks:
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