For me, Matt, who practiced the rule of law in Dodge City, embodied the USA. The US kept global order, called out wannabe spoilers, and locked troublemakers up.
Lately, some gossipers claimed that Matt was dead. Well, he is still around and keeps law and order in his Long Branch Saloon; however, he no longer cares what's happening within Dodge City.
When the inkeeper of the House of Israel, Netanyahu, made a raid on the neighboring Qatar Saloon, killing some of his enemies, Matt did not brand that illegal action. He said that he was unhappy about the attack and was quick to emphasize that he had nothing to do with it.
Instead, Matt called in many sheriffs to watch the entrance of his saloon, sit at specific tables, and keep the place clean from people south of the border.
Those who were apprehended without valid residence papers were thrown out, even though they hadn't caused any trouble, and although
they were needed in the kitchen and as craftsmen in Matt's Long Branch Saloon.
In the eastern part of Dodge City, there lived a Russian, Potentate, who owned
a vast saloon. Being greedy, he sent his gunmen to the nearby Ukraine Inn,
trying to incorporate the place into his empire.
Matt admired the strong man; he invited him to the western branch of his
Long Branch Saloon, rolling out a red carpet, hoping that Potentate would make
peace with the Ukrainian innkeeper.
But Potentate's bullets kept on flying, and one day they penetrated into the
Poland Saloon on the other side of the street. Matt had an alliance with
the owner, and so he felt embarrassed by the situation, issuing a statement:
Here we go? Matt went nowhere. Later, he claimed that Potentate possibly had men with poor aim whose bullets had gone astray. It is a Mad City instead of Dodge City.
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Brilliant, Your Honor 👍
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