On campus (©DerSpiegel) |
Passive measures against Wildpinkler: Barred entrances on Freiburg's Schustergasse (©BZ/Michael Bamberger) |
Doktor:
Ich hab's gesehn, Woyzeck; er hat auf die Straß gepisst, an die Wand
gepisst, wie ein Hund. – ... Woyzeck, das ist schlecht; die Welt wird
schlecht, sehr schlecht! Woyzeck: Aber, Herr Doktor, wenn einem die Natur kommt. Doktor: Die Natur kommt, die Natur kommt! Die Natur! Hab' ich nicht nachgewiesen, daß der Musculus constrictor vesicae dem Willen unterworfen ist? Die Natur! Woyzeck, der Mensch ist frei, in dem Menschen verklärt sich die Individualität zur Freiheit. – [schüttelt den Kopf] Den Harn nicht halten können. |
Doctor:
I saw you, Woyzeck; you pissed on the street, pissed on
the wall like a dog. – ... Woyzeck, that is bad; the world is getting
bad, very bad. Woyzeck: But Sir, doctor, when nature comes. Doctor: Nature comes, nature comes! Nature! Didn't I prove that the musculus constrictor vesicae is subjected to will? Nature! Woyzeck, man is free; in man, individuality idealizes freedom. – [shaking his head] Not retaining his urine. |
Apparently, the doctor needs to be corrected about the potentiality of the musculus constrictor vesicae. Freiburg has a stinking problem, and our helpless authorities are deliberating whether the situation is worse than in other German cities.
Meanwhile, particular walls in Hamburg's red light district Sankt Pauli are painted with hydrophobic paint containing nanoparticles so that when pissing against them, pee is reflected back to the wee-er.
St. Pauli pees back (©Der Spiegel) |
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