WWW

People of the Internet will know that WWW stands for the World Wide Web. In this blog, the acronym stands for an alliterated “Wir werden weniger” (We are getting fewer).

Red Baron graduated from high school in February 1954, and here is the photo of us glorious 17, taken together with our class teacher Dr. Gabrielson in front of the school building on a gray Hamburg morning,

Until 2012 only three of us had passed away, but this year two more left, and the year is not over.

Manfred and Reina rest in peace

Read all about the Abitur 1954 and the 25th, 50th, and 60th anniversaries in German on my website.

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StadtLesen 2018

Every second year in July, Freiburg's sister city committees are invited to read the literature of their respective partner cities or countries at an outdoor event called StadtLesen. The reading takes place downtown Freiburg at the Kartoffelmarkt (potato market).

Two years ago, Red Baron read Mark Twain's "Über die schreckliche deutsche Sprache" and wrote a blog about "The Awful German Language."

The leisurely ambiance at the Kartoffelmarkt (©Stadtbibliothek)

Although a thorough search revealed some modern Madison lyrics, the Freiburg-Madison-Gesellschaft (FMG) decided to reread Mark Twain this year. Mind you, on Kartoffelmarkt, listeners lounging in seat cushions expect to be entertained.

So we choose "The Purloining of Prince Oleomargarine," a fairy tale Mark Twain had told his daughters while he was in Paris in 1879 and of which he jotted down some notes. These notes were discovered in 2011 at the University of California, Berkeley library. "Co-author" Philip Stead used Twain's notes to compose a complete story.

In the run-up, Red Baron bought the English book and its German translation, "Das Verschwinden des Prinzen Oleomargarine" to be read. The story is structured into the fairy tale proper and lengthy disputes between Mark Twain and Philip Stead about the direction the story should take. Therefore the text lends itself to be read by two people.

Suddenly I was stuck. My attempts to find a co-reader, possibly an American, to read the fairy tale in German, thus giving the presentation a special touch, failed. But the FMG can count on the help of friends. Margret Igel from the Carl-Schurz-Haus was so kind to read the main part of "Das Verschwinden des Prinzen Oleomargarine" while I took on the conversation between Mark Twain and Philip Stead.

When we arrived at the Kartoffelmarkt, thunderclouds threatened. We were told that the reading had been rescheduled to the lower floor of the municipal library. While we walked the three minutes to Münsterplatz, it started to rain.

At the library, we were welcomed by Ms. Türke, the director, and two and a half listeners. Disaster! People who had intended to attend* a lazy summer reading lounging in seat cushions on a warm evening did not show up for an indoor reading on wooden chairs.
*I had a couple of positive feedback

We nevertheless did our duty. Following my introduction, fabulous Margret took over while I interrupted her from time to time with the Twain-Stead dialog.

I do not intend to tell you the story in detail. Johnny, a rural boy without luck, living in an unnamed country, has only one companion, a chicken named Pestilence and Famine. Later in the story, with a fairy's magic, he understands the animal language. The animals become his friends, and they help him to find the purloined Prince Oleomargarine.

Philip Stead wrote the book in 2017. So allusions to the present political situation are not accidental.

Following our reading, Margret presents the English book richly illustrated by Philip Stead's sister Erin.

Thank you again, Margret, for helping with the FMG and reading like a pro. In the end, I donated my copies of "Das Verschwinden des Prinzen Oleomargarine" to the municipal library and "The Purloining of Prince Oleomargarine" to the library of the Carl-Schurz-Haus.

Freiburgers, if you want to read the full story and the story behind the story, visit the municipal library for the German translation and the Carl-Schurz-Haus for the original.

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Verunstaltungsverbot

Interdiction of disfigurement (sort of a double negative) is a municipal act that, for the first time in Freiburg's history, may be applied in the case of some blue-painted parking spaces in my part of town, the Wiehre.

©BZ/Michael Bamberger

A Freiburg real estate agent wanted to animate the parking grounds in front of his office and had the gray asphalt painted in a brilliant blue. Now he is singing the blues for some of the Wiehre residents who became upset and contacted the municipal legal board of construction. 

The board stated that the chosen color represents "a disfigurement in the sensitive and high-quality surroundings of the Wiehre" and asked the "painter" to zurückbauen (deconstruct) the surface bringing it into its initial state; otherwise, legal action will follow.

A poll among Freiburgers showed that 73% favor this touch of vivid color, but those do not live near the neighborhood. The "painter" is astonished by the discussion. "I can't understand the whole theater," he says. "My neighborhood has garden zones in front of houses that have been asphalted. Is that nicer?" he asks. "Also, some houses in the Wiehre are painted in a similar shade of blue. I am aware that taste is open to dispute - but in this case, an innovative and creative idea is simply flattened." 

Now the causer is looking for a compromise and is even willing to discuss the color of the surface with Freiburg's legal board of construction.

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Friederike at the Museum

On Monday evening, the director of Freiburg's Carl-Schurz-Haus, Friederike Schulte, gave a lecture at the Museumsgesellschaft on "German-American Relations Today."

The Museumsgesellschaft is Freiburg’s oldest Bürgergesellschaft. Civil society is not the correct translation for, in this case, Bürgergesellschaft, which signifies a unique society of citizens with a common interest. In 1806, it was the joint acquisition of expensive books, journals, and newspapers to be shared by all members of the Lesegesellschaft (reading society), the initial name of the Museumsgesellschaft. Here, you may like to read about its history and name change.

The Lesegesellschaft was founded during Napoleon's rule over Europe. Following Austria's total defeat in the battle of Austerlitz, the French emperor ordered that the Catholic Breisgau, the Schwanzfeder (tail feather) of the Habsburg empire, be" married by force" to the Protestant Grand Duchy of Baden.

Friederike, competent and charming at the rostrum of the Museumsgesellschaft

Friederike refrained from directly diving into present-day US politics but recalled the Carl-Schurz-Haus history and the past of German-American relations with sometimes nostalgic undertones. America Houses were initially founded primarily in university towns shortly after the war. Friederike informed the audience about the ups and downs of Freiburg's Amerikahaus starting in the 1960s when many of those American bridgeheads disappeared, not so much because the US regarded the education of the German people in democratic values as finished but rather due to reduced funding from the States. 

In some towns, German authorities took over the financing of existing Houses. In Freiburg, the city council guaranteed the existence of the American foothold in town while renaming the America House after Carl Schurz, the Baden revolutionary. He fled Germany as a 48er and started a political career in the States.

Nowadays, Freiburg's Carl-Schurz-House is half financed by the state of Baden-Württemberg, the city of Freiburg, and the US embassy (5%), but it is proud to raise the other half of its yearly budget of about one million dollars through member fees, paid language courses, and cultural events.

Red Baron frequently attended those well-organized events and blogged about some highlights. Here, my blogs are presented in chronological order: The NSA and No End, What's Brewing?, Armageddon, Is This a Beer Or Not a Beer ..., The Freiburg Writers' Group, Napoleon Is to Blame for Everything, An American in Berlin, A Noble Cause For Religion, My Digital Revolution, I'm Going to Bring the Jobs Back, Shielding Democracies?, and Journalism 2.0.

Thanks to its dynamic management, the Carl-Schurz-Haus offers more events in a year than there are days.

Friederike skilfully and moderately incorporated the current political development in the States into her talk, a story that causes incomprehension, shaking of heads, and German angst, particularly with the older generation.

The generous US, which helped rebuild Europe after the war, where its mission of democratization mostly succeeded, suddenly retort with aggressive tweets and actions. It is true that in NATO, Europe relied too much on the United States for its defense. In Germany, the Bundeswehr's equipment is deplorable, so more money must be made available.

On the other hand, the US trade deficit is homemade. We also had to run down many European industries due to cheap competition from Asian and African countries. POTUS, in his erratic way, mixes NATO and the American balance of payment:

There is a grain of truth in his tweet. European countries buying more advanced military equipment from the States will help to improve the American trade balance. On the other hand, unilateral tariffs followed by retaliatory measures will kill the global economy.


Friederike's talk was on July 16, the evening of the Helsinki summit between President Trump and President Putin. Late at night, I read the following blog.

But then is his usual way POTUS pedaled back, as CNN reported on July 17:

President Trump moments ago said he misspoke during his Monday news conference with Russian President Vladimir Putin.
Trump was talking about interference in the 2016 election when he said, "I don't see any reason why it would be" the Russians.
Now, POTUS corrected, "In a key sentence in my remarks, I said the word 'would' instead of 'wouldn't. 'The sentence should have been: 'I don't see any reason why it wouldn't be Russia."


Thank you, Friederike, for keeping your head up. Keep informing the Freiburgers about the American democracy based on checks and balances that still work despite an erratic president. Much hope is placed into the upcoming midterm elections, but how will POTUS react if the results are not to his liking? Will those results be fake?

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LM Martin Horn Meets H. E. Pietro Benassi

Yesterday afternoon, Oberbürgermeister Martin Horn met Seine Exzellenz Pietro Benassi, Italian ambassador to Germany, and Red Baron had an invitation. The reception took place at the historic Gerichtslaube (courthouse), Freiburg's oldest town hall, where in 1498, an imperial diet was held.

Flying the flags of Europe, Italy, Germany, and Freiburg
 in front of Freiburg's  Gerichtslaube

When I arrived on time, I was shocked to find only a few people. Two friends of mine, Ms. Gisela Strahlendorf, former president of Freiburg's German-French Society, and  Professor Horst Buzello, president of the German-Italian Dante Alighieri Society, comforted me.

I had just started a conversation when the two protagonists arrived. The newly elected Lord Mayor greeted the Italian ambassador insisting on the significance of Freiburg's Italian relations. In fact, Friburgo is so loved by Italiens that the city hosts an Italian consulate.

Horn addressed the ambassador and the "crowd."

Following his reply to Horn's speech, the Italian ambassador signed Freiburg's Golden Book.

A smiling Martin Horn is watching Pietro Benassi writing a lengthy text.

As the Italian ambassador, it is an honor to be in this beautiful city. Freiburg is a city of young people for young people. It is a city that respects its tradition and is open to innovation and research!

Many thanks to Lord Mayor Horn for this invitation!

Pietro Benassi

Suddenly I felt very old.

When ambassador Benassi asked to see Pope Benedetto's signature - the pontiff visited Freiburg in 2011 - Red Baron profited from the rare occasion by shooting a photo of the page.

My offhand remark, "It's time for an Italian pope," H. E. Benassi answered with a diplomatic smile.

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Donald vs. Donald

There are two internationally known Donalds with but one thing in common: They both tweet on Twitter.

The @realDonaldTrump is presently in Brussels for a NATO summit while @eucopresident, the other Donald, and President of the European Council Tusk have no business in NATO. Well, not quite.

Tusk, Stoltenberg, and Juncker in Brussels yesterday (©Reuters)

On Tuesday, July 10, the Polish Donald, NATO's Secretary-General Jens Stoltenberg, and European Commission President Jean-Claude Juncker signed a declaration between NATO and the European Union about mutual military assistance just prior to POTUS's arrival. 

In fact, you never know whether the American Donald will not revoke the NATO treaty since he has lots of experience in this trade regarding NAFTA, the Paris climate agreement, the G7 summit in Canada, and the Iranian nuclear deal.

On his way to Brussels, POTUS twittered, mixing NATO with the trade balance between the European Union and the US:

While all other European leaders kept a low profile Donald Tusk directly addressed Donald Trump,

"We have just signed a joint EU-NATO declaration, which brings the cooperation between the European Union and NATO to the next level. The aim is clear. We want to protect European citizens with all possible means available, and there is no better partner than NATO. That is why we have agreed today to strengthen EU-NATO ties in crucially important areas. They include improving the military mobility of troops and equipment, common preparedness for cyber and hybrid attacks, fighting terrorism, and stopping migrant smugglers in the Mediterranean. The fullest possible involvement in our activities of EU Member States that are not NATO members will be encouraged and facilitated in an all-inclusive, non-discriminatory manner, without any artificial obstacles."

"Speaking on the eve of the NATO summit here in Brussels, I would like to address President Trump directly, who for a long time now has been criticizing Europe almost daily for, in his view, insufficient contributions to the common defense capabilities and for living off the US." And so the @eucopresident tweeted:"

"I would, therefore, have two remarks here. First of all, dear America, appreciate your allies; you don't have that many. And, dear Europe, spend more on your defense because everyone respects an ally that is well-prepared and equipped."

"Money is important, but genuine solidarity is even more important. Speaking about solidarity, I want to dispel the American President's argument, which says that the US alone protects Europe against our enemies and that the US is almost alone in this struggle. Europe was first to respond on a large scale when the US was attacked and called for solidarity after 9/11. European soldiers have been fighting shoulder-to-shoulder with American soldiers in Afghanistan. 870 brave European men and women sacrificed their lives, including 40 soldiers from my homeland Poland (Author's note: 54 Germans). Dear Mr. President, please remember about this tomorrow, when we meet at the NATO summit, but above all, when you meet President Putin in Helsinki. It is always worth knowing: who is your strategic friend? And who is your strategic problem?"

This last remark reminds me of Donald Tusk's reaction after Mr. Trump withdrew the US from the Iran agreement and announced trade sanctions in May:

Due to their historical experience, Polish people are traditionally afraid of the Russian bear and hence are ardent admirers of the United States, their great protector. Therefore, it is remarkable that the President of the European Council now relies on European support. Thank you, @realEuropeanDonaldTusk. It is time that we in Europe stand united for our shared values.

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Where Is My Majority?

Today is Martin Horn's inauguration as Freiburg's lord mayor, although, at present, he only is the Verweser (administrator) of his function. This is why he and his deputy and First Mayor Ulrich von Kirchbach hasted to show the document of appointment to the press, proving that Martin has the title of Oberbürgermeister (lord mayor) and all the power vested in this position.

Martin and his tutor Ulli in front of Freiburg's Renaissance town hall (©BZ)

The only restriction Martin faces is that he has not yet the right to cast his vote in the city council. The reason is that a lady has contested Horn's election and has filed a court action. Already in the past, she had taken pleasure in challenging the results of local elections in all of Baden-Württemberg. Although she has already suffered crushing defeats in all other cases in court, her objection is pending. Before the court has not decided on her unfounded complaint, Martin Horn is limited as far as his right to vote is concerned.

This limitation is important in case there is a draw in the city council's vote. The lord mayor's vote will break the tie in such a situation. This leads, in fact, to the question, "Where is my majority?"

Not being a party member, Martin has the support of the Social Democrats and other small groups, i.e., only 15 of a total of 48 seats in the city council. Other deputies already signaled their support for the burning housing situation that Horn would like to attack with high priority. The past "majority" of Christian Democrats (CDU) and Greens is now the "opposition" and has 20 votes in the city council. But there is hope that the Greens will move in the "social direction," as their whip said, "We're certainly not gonna sit in a corner and pout."

This proves that on the local level, party politics are secondary to Freiburg's well-being.

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Götterdämmerung

Soccer, politics, and economy. Once upon a time, there was a strong country.
(©Der Spiegel upside down Nr. 27, 2018)

Germany is badly shaken in its self-confidence. Two of our Lichtgestalten (guiding lights) are experiencing their twilight of the gods: Chancellor Angela Merkel and National Soccer Coach Jogi (Joachim) Löw.

Two buddies. Angi and Jogi saw better days (©Getty Images)

It is the first time in German soccer history that the team dropped out of a World Championship tournament in the preliminary round. The fall is abysmally deep regarding the fact that Germany is the defending champion, a title it had gained four years ago.

Germany's rankings in previous Soccer World Championships (©Der Spiegel)

Gary Lineker, a former English soccer star who once said, "Twenty-two men chase a ball for 90 minutes, and at the end, the Germans always win," updated his statement, "... the Germans no longer win. The previous version is confined to history."

Following the defeat against South Korea, a shattered coach Jogi Löw made his first statement, "It's a huge disappointment. We have to see to it that we accept this debacle. Congratulations to our opponents who defeated us. We did not deserve to move forward. We didn't manage to score a goal, to take the lead throughout the whole tournament. The team lacked the lightness and the flow in its combinations. We were not self-assured. We didn't play with any dynamic on the field. The plan was definitely there. What happened here, I can't say at this moment. I surely take responsibility. The German soccer, we all lost. Not just a game but much of what we have built up over the past few years. Of course, I'm the first person who has to question himself and has to think about what went wrong. Now I have to sleep at least one night just after the game. I am totally frustrated and disappointed. I am in charge. It's too early for me to answer the question. Now we need a few hours to see clearly. I, too, am deeply disappointed. I wouldn't have imagined that."

Defeated and half-naked, midfielder Mats Hummels,
"It's quite a bitter day for all German soccer fans." (©dpa)

Those bitterly disappointed fans on Berlin's "fan mile" (©dpa)

On the political front, Christian Democrat Chancellor Angela Merkel - once hailed as the leader of western democracy following the election of POTUS - is fighting for her political survival. Her generous attitude towards the wave of refugees coming into Germany in 2015 is catching up with her. Not the opposition but of all parties, CDU's Bavarian sister, the Christian Socials (CSU), are demanding a tightening of Germany's refugee policy. The CSU is afraid of not getting the absolute majority in Bavaria's upcoming state election in October and is moving to the right.

Although the chancellor strives for a European solution to the refugee crisis, the CSU sent Merkel an ultimatum. If the European deal in Brussels does not satisfy Horst Seehofer, Angela's Minister of the Interior, threatens to harden the Bavarian borders against immigrants, an act that will not only affect our Austrian neighbors in the south. If Horst follows through with his plan, Angela has no choice but to fire her CSU Minister. This will be her Waterloo and the end of the ruling grand coalition.

To a great extent, the present political crisis in Germany is Merkel's fault. Over the past 12 years, Angela has inched her conservative Christian Democrats more and more to the left, starting with Germany's nuclear phase-out and continuing decriminalizing gay people, same-sex marriages, and a time-phased solution for abortion. These moves to the left downsized the center-left Social Democrats. At the same time, they, in parallel, strengthened the right-wing anti-immigration party AfD (Alternative for Germany) to the dislike of the conservative Bavarian CSU.

The cleanest solution to the present governmental crisis would be to hold new federal elections, but the ruling parties avoid those like the plague. The current quarrels within the government camp will weaken the Christian Democrats and, in particular, the Social Democrats but strengthen the populist Alternative for Germany, tooting their Germany first.

After a marathon meeting, the president of the European Council, Donald (!) Tusk, tweeted at 4:34 a.m. on Friday morning:

At the same time, in Brussels, red-eyed but visibly relieved and smiling, Angela went before the press to announce her (?) European compromise: The control of the EU's external borders will be reinforced, i.e., people (mainly from Africa) on boats or rafts and seized on the high sea will be brought back and detained in refugee camps in North Africa.

Europe hates walls but erects fences.
A refugee at the border between Greece and Macedonia (©Getty Images)

Refugees apprehended at the border or inside the EU will be brought to screening centers within the European Community, where their demands for political asylum will be examined. Only those granted asylum will be distributed among EU member states; the others will be transported back to their home countries. But Angela cautioned, "We still have a lot of work to do to bridge the different views,"

The salient question, however, is, "Will the Brussels compromise satisfy Horst Seehofer and his CSU?"

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